Sloburn

Redneck metal "straight out da trailer" from the otherwise unknown town of danville virginia. Sloburn is the prime example middle aged pot-heads who are more concerned with becoming "rock stars" than keeping their kids from becoming complete and total wastes of time. Like most bands their primary audience is 12- 16 year old "goth" kids that are friends with their children. They claim they sound like Lamb of God and Pantera but in actuallity both of those bands would not only laugh their asses off but just might commit suicide if they got word that sloburn is comparing their music to them.

In conclusion do NOT listen to sloburn unless you are looking for music to finally make you stop talking about suicide and just do it already.

Need more proof, how about the fact that all the other listings for sloburn are about gay men?

Kevin- "hey, my parents are in this band called sloburn. you should check them out!"

Me- "yeah, you know, uh, i would, but i think that it just might make me go on a rampage and kill everyone else in the club who is dumb enough to think they're good."

by foundationforasloburnfreeUSA September 19, 2009

slow burn

a fart, typically of the hot, silent kind, which takes a signifigantly longer time to dissipate in a room.

"Better take your time going in that room, I just cut a fart, and it's a slow burn."

by Chance Beardsley November 27, 2012

Slow burn

Slow burn

Slow burn

by Zeneo99 March 7, 2021

slowburnochist

slow burn and masochist combined
meaning a person that likes to read slow burn fanfiction or books in order to be sad and hurt their feelings

1: Man, im such a slowburnochist.
2: Why do you even read slow burns. I Could Never.

by memememe nevim nic August 24, 2022

snowburnt

Pink, glowing, raw, perhaps slightly dry skin caused by overexposure to cold, wind and snow. Seen after snowboarding and skiing.

You`re just off the slopes. The snow is still floating in through the open door. Your nose is shiny red. You have goggle marks around your glittering eyes. Your cheeks are snowburnt.

by angeliquemari February 14, 2010

slqwburn

i don’t think i could live without mace. she always makes me smile so big my cheeks hurt. she deserves to be happy always.

who’s the most kindhearted person?
oh, it’s most definitely slqwburn

by Ames :,) June 4, 2021

slowbun

A messy bun

I was running late to the party so I just threw my hair into slowbun.

by cornholegoat April 6, 2022