Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

Slot Machine

Coined by 3 kids from University of Michigan, it is an object, or accessory, that can be used to smoke marijuana from. It is able to be filled up with smoke and "slotted" right into ones lungs (ie; a bowl, bong, pipe, or a handcrafted version of these smoking utensils)

On the way to the cafeteria...
-"yo man do you have a slot machine on you?"
-"Naw, but we can make one out of this empty soda can"
-"werd son"

by The Great RJC January 29, 2009

Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.

Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!

by Eldiablo November 30, 2013

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

slot machine

A bird thats easy and get it from anyone.

Mate your gf is a slot machine

by Chris22 October 6, 2005

slot machine

A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.

Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.

by Bowdine May 27, 2006

las vegas slot machine

feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!

Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.

by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008