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Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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Slopeage

Fucking amazing word that describes the sloping of text.
"the connotations of neat are endless
you know whats not endless?
my ability to stay awake
and its going on 2"

"wow"
"nice slopeage"
by SquidViggo January 13, 2008
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Slippery Slope

A small event that leads to a chain reaction of events with unintended consequences that were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.
you being late with that package caused there to be the slippery slope effect
by OGmudbone412 December 13, 2016
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Slippery Slope

A slippery slope is a situation in which events or actions readily progress from one to the next.
When the mother found an empty bottle of whiskey in her lazy teenage son's bedroom, she warned him he was on a slippery slope toward a life of indigence and destitution.
by Glacial Spain December 28, 2005
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slope

A derogatory term/slur used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese/Asian person. Describing the slope of their eyes
Gran Torino: "Hey, what the hell do you think you’re doing with my car you yellow gook slope?"
by ronious October 12, 2009
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slopey shoulders

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.
Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!
by The Realist! February 2, 2009
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