Those disgusting little crumbs and bits of dried food that collect in and around your computer keyboard from eating at your workstation. n.
1. Jeff, if you don't clean your workstation, those slobloggets are are going to start growing potatoes.
2. He's the worse sloblogger I've ever seen. (var)
2. He's the worse sloblogger I've ever seen. (var)
by Edmond LaRose September 15, 2008
Get the slobloggets mug.The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
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by LuvLogan August 21, 2013
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Originated from an "Above the Influence" that showed kids discussing the then-fictional activity with the intention to illustrate the power of peer pressure to make people do things they would otherwise think were ridiculous.
Ironically since the commercials started airing some have actually tried the activity and it has become minorly popular in some circles.
Some kids may actually enjoy it, others presumably do it because their friends do it, while others do it to make a statement ("I choose what I do with my own body, no matter how strange it may seem to you").
Slomming is not illegal. However, it does not provide any sort of high. Leeches suck your blood, so extensive slomming may cause fatigue. No deaths or comas from slomming have been reported yet. However, it seems only a matter of time before someone takes slomming to the next level by jumping into leech-infested waters, which can be deadly if an individual is intoxicated as leeches swarm to people with high blood-alcohol content, sometimes resulting in complete exsanguination.
Originated from an "Above the Influence" that showed kids discussing the then-fictional activity with the intention to illustrate the power of peer pressure to make people do things they would otherwise think were ridiculous.
Ironically since the commercials started airing some have actually tried the activity and it has become minorly popular in some circles.
Some kids may actually enjoy it, others presumably do it because their friends do it, while others do it to make a statement ("I choose what I do with my own body, no matter how strange it may seem to you").
Slomming is not illegal. However, it does not provide any sort of high. Leeches suck your blood, so extensive slomming may cause fatigue. No deaths or comas from slomming have been reported yet. However, it seems only a matter of time before someone takes slomming to the next level by jumping into leech-infested waters, which can be deadly if an individual is intoxicated as leeches swarm to people with high blood-alcohol content, sometimes resulting in complete exsanguination.
1. Hey dude did you see that commercial with the leeches? That looked sick, huh? Mike got some leeches and we were gonna try it tonight. It's called "slomming".
2. Jess sloms alot, you can tell because of the marks all over. Gross, huh?
3. The slom commercial is so fucking funny man, I'll bet they never thought anyone would actually try that shit.
4. Hey gurl, we all goin' "slomming" tonight, wanna come with? I heard it make a lose weight, I wanna fit my swimsuit for the party Thursday.
2. Jess sloms alot, you can tell because of the marks all over. Gross, huh?
3. The slom commercial is so fucking funny man, I'll bet they never thought anyone would actually try that shit.
4. Hey gurl, we all goin' "slomming" tonight, wanna come with? I heard it make a lose weight, I wanna fit my swimsuit for the party Thursday.
by Mark Williamson March 15, 2007
Get the slom mug.highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.
also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
That is a slompy idea.
Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.
Your dog just slomped on my shoe.
What the slomp?
Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.
Your dog just slomped on my shoe.
What the slomp?
by BLT Debbie November 7, 2010
Get the slomp mug.Scomlock - To describe anything. It is also sometimes used for no apparent reason. It is at times rephrased into the following terms : Scom, Scommy, Jepody, Jepodia, Jobby, Jessie, Scalladia, Conman, Shagosha, Scom-to-the-lock , Jerverlin and Scronder
''Will you quit being a scomlock , boy.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''
by Jammy Tuite May 29, 2008
Get the Scomlock mug.A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.
Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
by rsummers April 24, 2010
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