slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.

Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

slipery prick

a penis that is wet and slippery after having sex with two whore bags with a pussy up your ass wipe

oh shit that guy is a slipery prick

you asshole

by bootyfulana May 24, 2014

born slippy

A song by the band Underworld from 1996. Used in the 'Trainspotting' (1996) soudn track. Usually refers to a person under the influence of drugs.

That crackhead was born slippy.

by Martin C March 10, 2004

slippy

The word Bear Grylls uses for slippery.

Climbing on slippy rock can cost you your life

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Slippy 9ths

Slippy 9ths becomes official when the 8th man, who has sexual relations with a woman, who has had previous sex with 7 other men, back to back, leaves the area in which he and the woman had sex. The 9th man thereby enters said area, unaware of any natural residue or biological leavings on floor of said area, and begins to slip and slip and slip. The world record for most time slipping in one slip is three (3) hours and fifty-two (52) minutes.

"Man, I walked into the room right after the 8th guy, Todd, walked out, making me the 9th guy. So, as I walked into the room to fuck this broad, I just lost all my footing and began slipping. No one warned me about the natural residue or biological leavings that remained on the floor! I didn't break the record, but I was going for a good ten minutes. Luckily, when the slip ended I landed on the bed. I then proceeded to fuck this sloppy fish of a chick. Therefore, I became the Slippy 9ths of the day."

by Bobby Pardo January 18, 2008

Slidey Tights

One Whos so slidey she can barely keep her tights up

slidey tights eg angie hughs kilcooley estate bangor

by Natalie & Jonafffannn January 16, 2009

Slimey Pocket

A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.

Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.

by Snazzy Graham June 20, 2010