slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slow the game down just a little bit

Slow the game down just a little bit. Originating from the almighty Monto while describing his ultimate power of Hex Ruin. He truly slows the game down just a little bit.

"Hex ruin: Slow the game down just a little bit"-Monto

by Almighty Dwight Fairfield March 22, 2019

Slow Fade

Pronunciation: 'slO 'fAd
Function: verb
1: lacking in readiness, or willingness to accept a budding relationship therefore, institutes this passive aggressive method of disappearing from a relationship all together over an extended period of time.

<John pulled a slow fade.>

by Anonymous2007 May 23, 2007

2.slow

The 2.0 liter VW engine found in many mk3s. It is very slow, but reliable and can take a beating.

"Yeah man I just got a '96 2.slow GTI. It's not fast but it's a cheap daily driver.

by awkinnun December 23, 2009

Slow Fade

When you start 'talking' to someone but you realize you're really not interested, so you 'slowly fade' out of the relationship and then out of their life.

Girl 1: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 2: He was really annoying, I pulled a slow fade.

by dgafcuzimstoned March 20, 2010

Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.

I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.

by BadtotheTron November 15, 2012