Sleepjacker

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

by A2jorge June 17, 2020

sleepyhead

One of the most amazing drinks one can buy to help them fall asleep.

I had a SleepyHead last night. My dreams were insane!

by Slum Doggin November 1, 2011

Sleepaholic

A sleepaholic is most likely a geek or a nerd. They are shy, introverted people who prefer their room more than the outside world. Most of the time they're an anime fan and have probably played Undertale and watch Steven Universe. We sleepaholics are not depressed, we just simply are a nerdy panda. If we are asleep... don't wake us up (it's dangerous). If we have locked our selves in our room for the past 12 hours, we our sleepaholic-hibernating, disturb at your own risk, unless you have food and our favorite show/movie, than come right in just don't comment on how messy our room might be... (-_-)

"Yeah I know I'm a Sleepaholic, you don't have to tell me. I'm the one who slept for 12 hours yesterday and spent the rest of the day binge watching Steven Univers"

by SpringStar001 March 17, 2017

sleepage

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008

sleepyhead

The best song ever, from Passion Pit.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard Sleepyhead?
Person 2: Of course! Who doesn't?

by Richard Castilhos November 6, 2012

Sleepadelic

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011

Sleepicles

The necessary, required amount of sleep required to have smarticals

Annalise: Damn I need to do well on my exam tomorrow, so I need all the smarticals.
Aaron: You should definitely get some sleepicles then.

by yahyeet1928 May 5, 2019