Person 1: Hey dude, Have you heard of this gay band slayer?
Person 2: *Takes out 12 gauge*
Person 3: Stfu nub
Person 2: *Takes out 12 gauge*
Person 3: Stfu nub
by arthurpartur February 24, 2008
A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.
So the equation goes something like this
Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.
So the equation goes something like this
Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.
Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer
Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.
Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.
Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.
Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.
Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.
Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.
by Viva Caligula September 15, 2010
THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
by some guy12 December 22, 2008
A cheerleader with martial arts expertise. Based on the character Buffy Summers from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" and Juliet Starling from "Lollipop Chainsaw", who are cheerleaders who use martial arts as part of their slayer work.
Student A: Jenna is a cheerleader with a 5th degree black belt in Judo.
Student B: She's what you call a slayer!
Student B: She's what you call a slayer!
by legend23km September 30, 2016
He is a Slayer
He is a killer
He is a killer
by doctahwho23 October 30, 2015
That guy is such a slayer, he was with 12 girls at Tuckers party
Jack: Did you slay this weekend?
Jordan: Of course who do you think i am
Jack: Sweet!
Jack: Did you slay this weekend?
Jordan: Of course who do you think i am
Jack: Sweet!
by mrpuzzle November 3, 2010