Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.

Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss

Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Jeff's Kiss 

Like a Chefs kiss, but better, as its a Kiss of perfection from actor Jeff Bridges.

Made famous by Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin on the Fatman Beyond podcast 8th Feb 2021

A Jeff's Kiss to the latest episode of WandaVision!

Jeff's Kiss by GlawsRocker February 10, 2021

posiden's kiss 

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

posiden's kiss by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

Widow's Kiss 

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.

"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."

Widow's Kiss by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019

Devil's kiss 

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I pee. Thanks, Satan.

Devil's kiss by Hammer of Jesus August 10, 2017

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012