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Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008
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Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005
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nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.
Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.
by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009
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Slytherin

One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
by Ryleigh April 21, 2008
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Slytherin

Founded by Salizar Slytherin

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students

Their mascot is the serpent.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
by Hydeing September 3, 2004
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Swithering

When you cant decide between 2 options
I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul
by The Popeys March 9, 2003
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smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.
Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.
by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018
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