slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.
Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.
by Leroy Spunkin December 19, 2007
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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi March 25, 2018
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The ol' slather and batter

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."
by DBXL November 06, 2020
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open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.
This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."
by mrburlesk September 29, 2017
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slathered

when you smear poop all over your tity whites and it drips down your leg
by KOOL ANUS November 06, 2018
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Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.
"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."
by CrazyHamburger79 March 22, 2024
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Slather

The name for a slutty male.
Jack is such a slather.”
by Sexyjellybean May 01, 2020
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