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slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018
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a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
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Slanty Baws

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".
Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"
by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 27, 2011
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slanty

When a chink has slot machines for eyes.
Berry:"Man u been watchin' any Pokemon of late?"
Fred:"Yeah why?"
Berry:"Dude I've been watching too much of that Pokemon stream on twitch, and now I wanna beat my dick whilst thinking of Misty."
Fred:"Dude fuck misty, that flat chested bitch doesn't put out.
Brock on the other hand looks likes a slanty eyed nigger, but at least that ass is tighter than a nun's cunt on Easter."
by mynamej3ff September 4, 2018
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Slanti

Slanti is basically used to describe something that sucks or something that dosent quite live up to expectations. As its not "straight" its kinda "slanti".
Danny: Hey man, did you see that girl?
Ronny: Yo man, nice body but her face was kinda slanti.
by Paulson September 7, 2006
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Slanty

That aunty is slanty
by Yes that on July 22, 2022
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Slantis Domesticus

Americanized Phillipino or anyone with slanted eyes.
What is that Slantis Domesticus over there eating? Milkfish!!!!
by anonymous May 4, 2021
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