slamatee

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

by Jiggup June 11, 2006

slamstick

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.

I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.

by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003

slamosaurus rex

a up and coming preppy ugly chick that will go out and look for whatever she can get

dude that girl is such a slamosaurus rex, who let her into the party

by inceptisizor December 13, 2010

slamtit

1. (n) A complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. Interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamtits

2. (v) To metaphorically screw another.

1. You wrecked my car? You slamtit!

I find your slamtittery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a homosexual.

Democrats are a bunch of slamtits.

That guy is dressed like a total slamtits.

2. I slamtitted that filthy punk rocker the other night. That's what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.

by Z4orbes October 19, 2007

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003

Slamtub

Is your hot tub at your slampad. This is were you get your slampiece warmed up before giving it to her jet jiggy style.

Bob: hey you hitting the bar tonight?
Frank:Naw my slampiece just called, and wants to get jet jiggy in the slamtub.

by Slampiece king October 6, 2011

Slamocking

To slay or make out with someone in a hammock.

Hey girl, did you want to go slamocking this weekend?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

by What'sThePassword August 13, 2016