slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.

This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.

by Aaaaaaaaaaah this is silly! April 4, 2011

Slalom

A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.

Kat had a serious fulby--I had to slalom like crazy after I went down on her.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

salemtee

A promise or guarantee that will actually not happen.

The man man made a salemtee to his son to play catch after work, it did not happen.

by DSP FFBALL December 8, 2013

chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

by nonexistent December 9, 2012

Salemi

ooOOo Foxy Lady!

I want Jen Salemi!!!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Salem High School

High school in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Has a lot of big black guys who think they run shit. Full of pill poppers and weed smokers, you will most likely find at least one kid popping a pill in your class everyday. Salem has some of the chillest people you will meet though.

Salem high school. Aderral, zannies, concerta, oxy's, hydro's

by TheCircle757 May 2, 2012