skylandersphobia

When you're scared of the toys called Skylanders

Bob: hey Josh Jimmy has Skylandersphobia
Josh: how the fuck did he get that

by Mr. Garm July 16, 2023

Straidér

Someone who epicly fails occasionally but somehow ends up achieving a personal goal.

(Not to be confused with Straidar)

Spectator1: Wow, did you see that guy on Mario Cart?
He crashed into a big rock and went back to last place!
But a few seconds later he got a really good power-up and finished 1st place!

Spectator2: Nice, that guy is a great Straidér!

by Dodgy_Death July 8, 2009

Ayla Skyrider

Great person. Wrote Sonic Adventure 3: The Return plus lots of other great stories.

by CJayC April 7, 2003

skylandersfan1

A popular TikToker that does toys to life content

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by Hshshjaikaksn September 26, 2021

Skylanders

Skylanders. A game that parents would do anything to erase it from existence. It pulls kids in, with these colourful and coo-coo characters, to put them on a plastic toy called the "Portal of Power". Put the toys on, it sends in game. Sounds like a nice concept, right? But activision took it a step further and made MILLIONS of these characters, that are overpriced. And what do you get when you complete the game, with your team of over 100 cheap plastic toys? Knowing there is not going to be dinner on the table because of the massive debt your parents own BECAUSE you had to bail out just because "It's the last one, pleaseeeeeee?"
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.

"Portal Masters! We need you to buy more Skylanders to help fight chaos!"

*Helps the store selling them instead.*

by _Diabetes_ December 19, 2016

skyraper

you take some chick to the top of a skyscraper, you jump off the top with her rape her, then pull the parachute you brought with you and watch her splat on the ground

Dude I hate eliot jones, next girfriend he gets, im giveng her the skyraper

by d bag shit kabob April 19, 2005

skyracer

One who races the sky.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Skyracer!

by Anonamyous March 4, 2007