Skud

A zoot/ meat head/ 10 head/ L head/ spliff/ tumper (contains weed/ tweed)

Okay okay my love now suck me off let me spark my skud
I still flex on a main road with a fuck off skud you know how it goes
Let me light up this different tweed

by Skudmaster June 24, 2018

Skud

A contraction of the words "what's" and "good", used to start a conversaton or just a way to say "hello". Spelled differently because some jackasses will try to pronounce "s'good" and it sounds dumb as hell.

"Skud folk?"
"S'good man?"
"WTF?!? You sound like a dumbass redneck fuck!"
"But skud wit ya homie?"
"Shit. Chillen."

by redskee March 11, 2010

Skud

When a penis is wider than it is long. They perform well in bed, though are virtually impossible to toss off effectively.

I tried to toss of your mum, but she had a skud. My hand couldn't fit around it. Stupid skud.

by Skud_hater April 23, 2005

Skud

Skud it is a fat kid who can't skateboard specifically with the name Jakob Stalker.

When I was riding a skateboard I heard all the top skater say that Jakob Stalker was a skud that doesn't know how to skateboard.

by CVOCKISLIFE April 24, 2017

Skud

Irish slang for intentionally getting someone to chase ya, by nick knocking their gaff or winding them up somehow, for a bitta craic and excitement

Pure bored, will we try an get a skud of that dickhead over the road ha

by asus1942 December 5, 2017

Skud

A leisurely ride around town.

Jump in the golf cart, let's go for a skud before we hit the bar.

by ocracoke1718 June 1, 2018

Skud

skud is where the gang is, or wherever the gang considers its "territory". normally skud is used when claiming something or showing that it belongs to them.

jit: *gets too close to your shit*

you: "yoooo get the FUCK out of my skud before you get curbed stomped."

by slimeaffiliate February 15, 2019