Slootch

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.

Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!

by Slootch May 2, 2011

Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

by SnortyG November 4, 2009

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003

Skoatch

(noun) (verb) (adjective) and sometimes even (pronoun); Anything. Everything. Nothing.. It means.. whatever you want it to mean!

"Hey Skoatch!"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"

by The Higher Ups November 15, 2021

Snootch

The So-called "street" way of saying Vagina.

I likey your snootch. Insert penis 8==D in the snootch (()).

by Rainbow Yoshi December 28, 2005

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

skoytche

originated in the midwest

a variation of the description "sketch"

meaning weird, uncomfortable, out of the ordinary, "sketchy"

can also be used to describe a crazy, eventful, evening on the town

weird boy comes up and asks for you number as he walks away you whisper to your friends "SKOYTCHE"

or

Kayla got soo schwasted last night and ended up going home with those randos from the bar, so skoytche.

by oklahoma mofo March 2, 2011