stolzenbach

A very sexy,horny little bitch that is always up for some sex

Gay stolzenbach

by Kates penis lover September 3, 2019

Munkevænget Skole

The most getto ass school to ever exists

Bro is that Hamsi from Munkevænget Skole
Nah lets get outta here

by gekuam February 10, 2022

skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 7, 2005

Skolwegian

Adjective. Relating to the characteristics, particularly the accent, of those individuals whose bloodstream and intrinsic attributes have been heavily, and permanently, diluted by cheap, nasty and weak lager. To the point where any original, native aspects of the Skolwegian's personality are indistinguishable, but often have a celtic tinge.

Noun. A person with the above qualities.

Origins. Skol is a piss poor lager, favoured by hardcore alcoholics for it's suitability as a breakfast beverage - being, as it is, extremely cheap and good for settling the stomach before moving on to lunch time tipples such as Tennents Super or vodka.

"Did you see that Skolwegian on the bus, urinating in that pram..."

"Good morning Seargent, I'm the Skolwegian translator..."

"I couldn't understand a fucking word he said but judging by his Skolwegian tones I assume he wanted a pound for a cup of tea."

by BobbyLooga August 2, 2008

skooze

a person who has the qualities of both a skank and a looser. They generally arent worth wasting the words to call them both names so its easier to call them a skooze or skoozer.

Get your skooze hands off my fries.

You need to brush your teeth or get that skooze breath the hell away from me.

That girl is such a skoozer. I hear she did it in the back of a garbage truck with the trashman.

by JSpyder March 12, 2007

skozen

A better way to describe anything that has been squeezed.

"freshly skozen"

by skozen1 October 22, 2008

Stolze

1. To only approve of someone who shares the same interests as you and disapprove of those who do not
2. To be rich

1.Snotty guy: "Elh, have you seen Jane Doe lately? Gross hairstyle! She's out of our group."
Nice guy: "Aw, come on man.. She's so nice!"
Horny guy: "And she has a nice ass!"
Snotty guy: "I stolze, and her hair is hideous!"
2. Random guy: "Have you see that family of stolze decent?

by TheWordGuy4269 April 28, 2011