Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

snocked

To be completely speechless.

When i found out that Doris had a wooden leg i was completely snocked

by Yiltan October 11, 2007

socked up

To get you're ass beat...

Damn,"that Mother Fucker got socked up!"

by Makaveli42069 December 3, 2009

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014