skirked

to be out done or publicly embarrassed by a braggart who can do things better then you without any proof that they actually can

"Wow dude, you shouldn't have been talking about skiing around Tony, he just skirked you in front of your girl."

by Michael C Bennett January 6, 2008

shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.

A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011

skirped

when a person steals something from you like a seat, or if a car cuts you off

that car just skirped the shit out of you are you going to take that?

by joc betch February 21, 2010

Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

Skited

The word is a combination of two words, so and excited.

I am so skited to be here!

by Stoink2 July 24, 2009