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National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th
Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day
by abiban74 October 15, 2019
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A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.
“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”
by Lifefuckingsucks January 15, 2018
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Skilling's Law

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The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009
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kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!!
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020
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Siblings day is made up just for banta were siblings come together
My siblings are coming for siblings day
by Siblings day April 11, 2017
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