slap the sergeant

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

Sergei

Sergei is a word for a sexy beast, smart person, and strong man. Sergei is sexy, strong, and intelligent. Sergei is so sexy 30% of the girls in the world would do everything for Sergei, and the 30% are all hot.

"Is that SERGEI!?!"

"I wish i was a SERGEI"

by itcanberandom June 6, 2016

skerbed

A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.

"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"

by James Belfer May 17, 2008

skerletts

A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.

That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.

by da bomba February 9, 2010

Sergey Eybog

A Russian composer born in Ust-Ilimsk and now lives in Saint-Petersburg. He has been making ambient, electronica and orchestral music since 2004. Most widely known for creating soundtracks for the Russian erotic visual novel game "Everlasting Summer" and "Eon". Also known for creating a lot of music for Puzzle Lab Games company (now defunct). Some of them include "Charm Tale", "Fiber Twig", "Inspheration" and "Cosmic Stacker".

Sergey Eybog is the definition of my childhood, teenagehood and adulthood. His music is the most pristine of all new age composers.

by LaserImouto May 27, 2022

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011