Skeethong

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.

“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence”

by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019

Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.

John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.

by Kmp73 January 1, 2010

Smeeling

The act of 1 person only smelling, while the other person only feels, to determine what an object is.

We are smeeling a license plate covered in egg salad.

by Elicon February 11, 2015

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for

I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

by Oh My Godric July 27, 2010

skeetbang

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs and run a train.

by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008