Skeeter

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

by Dagmar Geech August 15, 2005

skeeters

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

by WiXan June 08, 2013

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe May 01, 2009

Skeeter

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

by Abe Frohdman December 04, 2008

skeeter

pot that you scrounge up from nothing. ie: usually what is leftover after a bag is empty and you wish you had more to smoke

Bobby: Hey man, got a doobie to smoke?
Todd: Shit, I wish man, I just smoked my last skeeter. *sigh*

by Kingcluez September 09, 2009

skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot

aw skeeter stop queefing

by T-Money May 01, 2003

Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020