stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013

Stretched

A used and abused pussy..

Rick: Hey man how was becca last night.

James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.

by secret =) September 13, 2006

Sketchers

Sketchers are a shoe brand that only REAL STREET NIGGAS wear. Sketchers give you ultimate amounts of clout. Light Up sketchers are Even better

Ayy bro you get them new sketchers yet
Yeah bro, My clout level went up 1000%

by NiggaOwner October 17, 2019

Skeetheart

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."

I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.

by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

Sketcherella

From Sketchy + Cinderella. Among circut boys, a name usually applied to someone whose behavior is erratic from too many circuit drugs.

Look out! Sketcherella just fell through your glass-top table.

by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

sketched out

freaked out, especially when under the influence of a drug

"joel was getting all sketched out cause he thought his mom was going to know he's been smoking"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Sketchead

A sketchead is British slang for a douche-bag. And the stereotypical douchebag thing to do is to turn up to parties uninvited.

Also a song by Arctic Monkeys, from the album "Cornerstone"

"David is such a sketchead, doesn't he realize we never invite him to anything for a reason?"

by _stx May 13, 2018