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Sketchead
Sketchead by Dantanian Yadathan February 2, 2022
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Sketched
Sketched by Quicksliver August 5, 2008
Sketchatary
A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.
I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.
Sketchatary by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010
Sketchaphobia
fear of .....
a) sketchy people
b) sketchy places
c) sketchy situations
d) any thing of a sketchy nature
e) all of the above
a) sketchy people
b) sketchy places
c) sketchy situations
d) any thing of a sketchy nature
e) all of the above
Sketchaphobia by Chief Tiger Lily August 28, 2010
Sketchalunk
A sketchy individual that ditches on hanging out more often than actually following through with hanging out. They are unreliable and will never show up even if plans are made months in advance.
Day 1 -Earlier
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."
Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.
"Fuckin sketchalunk!"
The outcome is the same any day after this.
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."
Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.
"Fuckin sketchalunk!"
The outcome is the same any day after this.
Sketchalunk by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010
Sketchbag
A shady looking character usually having a dirty and dissheveled appearance. Also refers the character of the person.
Sketchbag by Brucie and Age December 5, 2004
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