Skeet Whistle 

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

Skeet Whistle by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Mountain Bartle Skeet 

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

Mountain Bartle Skeet by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018

Skeet Rash 

n. Semen that has been allowed to dry on the skin after oral sex or sexual intercourse.

"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"

Skeet Rash by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003

skeet darts 

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

skeet darts by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Skeet Sniping

The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.

Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"

Skeet Sniping by GoodGoon November 28, 2012

skeet off 

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."

"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug

skeet off by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016

Street Skeet 

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

Street Skeet by winningmormon February 22, 2012