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the impossible situp

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.
by Combat 84 June 30, 2004
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fr ong Situation

A situation that is both Fr and ong
Is this a Fr ong situation or a ong Fr situation?
by Astronot2k September 5, 2022
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Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.
"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.
by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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SITUATIONSHIP

Just chill not in a relationship but also are. Really good friends. Goodmorning Goodnight texts
We are in a situationship
by Apolllo February 11, 2021
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Situationship

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR
We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?
by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018
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Situationship

When two people do everything you would do in a relationship but y’all ain’t dating and you have no label.
“Are yall dating?”

“no, we are in a situationship”
by heyyyy yalllll March 24, 2021
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