singularity

All in one, bionic human centric mindset.

Singularity is near.

by keremtex October 16, 2019

singular

A tiny centipede that lives in damp, wooden environments, possibly gay. Only one "singular" exists in the world, with a life span of seventy five thousand years. It lives in some shit country like Brazil.

"There is a singular on my newly woven gown of the night." Said Princess Nanny-Teets, whilst stabbing ALL the children.

by Uncle Greeb December 22, 2003

Singulars

Multiple single bottles of alcohol. Loose bottles of alcohol that aren’t in a 6 pack or slab.

When buying alcohol at the store “do they have any singulars? I don’t want a slab”

by Bulleenbum August 24, 2019

Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

love singularity

The event horizon where love becomes the singular intention in the field entire. Love is the technology of the singularity. A secular term for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Love wins the information war for freedom forever secured.

In 2016, everybody in Portland started targeting each other with the love singularity over voice-to-skull.

by Brother Dank August 11, 2021

Singular View

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.

Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.

by shrooms October 19, 2023