Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi
Yeah i met a simonas today
by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019
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Simonas

Simonas is the cutest boy ever living. If you see him you should probably hang out with him.
Hi Simonas!

Hi gurl😙
by Simdauk November 21, 2021
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SIMONAS

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes
by CasLover June 01, 2019
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Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona
by Abercrombie and hoe April 20, 2020
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Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.
No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.
by ThaMax July 11, 2010
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Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.
Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*
by Zoe Clarké January 08, 2020
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Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.
Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.
by lizzywaterman September 07, 2021
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