ben simmons

shoots bricks

ben Simmons cant shoot

by LIL Kash September 16, 2020

simmons-it-in

The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.

"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"

"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"

"Good shit, yo."

by Anthony6869 June 11, 2008

Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011

Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013

richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

by Matt Black June 4, 2005

Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

by Teknos February 19, 2009

Nick Simmons

The son of rock star Gene Simmons. He made a comic called "Incarnate" that blatantly copies panels, character designs, and dialogue from Bleach, Hellsing, and other popular manga titles in addition to stealing art from amateur artists on DeviantArt.

"Hey, these characters look really similar!"

"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"

by pandafarian March 2, 2010