Siliconvagitis

Adjective modifier (sil′i kän′vaj′īt′is)

A fictitious medical condition similar to inflammation of the vagina due to presence of sand rubbing the labia minor during walking or running. slang describing someone displaying behavior similar to the above symptoms but not actually having sand in the vagina, also implies that a male has a vagina and is acting like its irritated. Usually used to describe unwanted/excessive whining or complaining.

{CURE} a good stiff drink usually subsides the symptoms but may require a good ass kicking to heal the afflicted person.

Dude dont mess with him; he's suffering from siliconvagitis, I can tell because he hasn't stopped bitching all day.

Im not going to the meeting today because the boss has had siliconvagitis all week.

by Jay up in AK April 16, 2009

Shmico

Funny, crazy, single minded crazy best friends

Wow Sophia and Julia are so shmico

by mefozjmpsgb April 25, 2019

simcoe composite school

sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms

never go to simcoe composite school

by urmumgay42069 June 9, 2019

Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

Silicon Valley Spliff

Also known as an Elon Puff, it’s when someone smokes a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time.

Let’s hit a Silicon Valley Spliff before we head to the movies

by overheardmarinasf December 22, 2017

shmick

1. adj. glamourous

2. v. to dress up

"You look shmick!"

or

"We're going out soon - time to go get schmicko!"

by rowena05 July 11, 2005

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013