jay and silent bob

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf April 22, 2008

Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018

J an silent bob

When you smoke a joint then fuck a girl without making a sound an after you bust you leave just as silently

Becky been confused for a week after I left her after a j an silent bob

by Scuttlered August 14, 2017

A Jay and Silent Bob

someone who supplys you with weed, or anykind of supplement of that nature.

lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?

by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010

jay and silent bob

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

by B. Buster September 11, 2006

Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

by Rocmaven November 13, 2011

J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.

guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

by shadow19734 August 4, 2011