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M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
by Ligs June 3, 2019
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M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
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M. Night Shyamalan

To cum onto a woman's stomach, unannounced. The origin stems from the fact that this act has an element of shock and surprise, but is not truly frightening. This twist at the end, gives its it whole new spin, much like one of Shyamalan's movies.
So I was with Dustin the other night, then bam, plot twist, I was M. Night Shyamalaned.

I had to grab a hand towel from the bathroom after that M. Night Shyamalan.
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Manoj Nelliattu Shyamalan

More commonly known as, "M. Night Shyamalan." This man is a GOD. Perhaps the best writer/director/producer of our time? The mastermind behind such terrific, thought-provoking movies as The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water.

His work is more commonly liked than disliked, those who dislike his movies, in my experiance, are often the type of people who are closed minded, and don't like to think.
"Manoj Nelliattu Shyamalan, who the hell is that?"
"...M. Night Shyamalan?"
"Ohhh..."
by Ethan Fairweather August 4, 2006
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M. Night Shyamalan

Another movie from M. Night Shyamalan.
by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018
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Dirty Shyamalan

-Describing a film by M. Night Shyamalan as being compared to receiving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.

-Being tricked into something that sounds good at first only to realize the end result is horrible.
I should have never fell for that! That car salesman pulled a 'Dirty Shyamalan' on me!
by deathcap July 15, 2010
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The Shyamalan Effect

The feeling of disgust after climax when watching porn. Dubbed "The Shyamalan Effect" because, like M. Knight Shyamalan's movies, masturbation has a mediocre twist ending that makes you question why you wasted time on it.
Some Guy: Yo y'know that feeling when you splooge and like immediately feel gross?

Me, an Intellectual: Ahhh yes.. The Shyamalan Effect.
by exoheck July 15, 2018
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