shuke

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)

by jschooly February 25, 2010

Shuked

When sick or drunk, this is the bodily movement that occurs when you are puking and having diarrhea at the same instance.

Do you really want an example for shuked?

"I was so sick last that I shuked while on the toilet... had to grab the nearest garbage bin."

by stumm September 16, 2008

shuke

To shuke is to take a shit and puke simultaneously, therefore leaving a disgusting pile underneath yourself.

James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.

by Newt May 27, 2004

shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

by big red bear 16 May 05, 2009

shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

by byrned December 18, 2008

shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

by MattyFu February 13, 2010

Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.

After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.

by jonnywells February 20, 2010