shrocking

A tiny creature that resembles shreck

often found taking a DOLOP in the swamp

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: LOOK AT THAT CREATURE WHAT IS IT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : ITS SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK IT MUST BE A SHROCKING

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: WHY IS IT CONKING OUT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : LOOK ITS GREEN AND THICK

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: THATS FAR OUT DOODE

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 3: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2: WERE HAVING A GOOGLE AT THE SHROKLING DISCHARGING ITS LOAD

by POOEY993 May 10, 2018

shrocker

adj. said simply when you fuck up a word and you have nothing else to say to save your intelligence.

an insult to someone.

"so then i said.. oh god fuckin shrocker! i forgot!"

"yea well shrock you!"

by kris and kathy July 20, 2004

Shocky rod of sodimization

The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.

"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"

by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009

shockycheese

A term coined by radio host Don Imus to reference a shockingly appealing odor.

His manhood confidence disposed him to not showering after gym but his funk was shockycheese parfait.

by shockycheese April 28, 2008

Shocky

Nickname for a man who gives off spontaneous electrical shocks. Once in control of the power, this person can be very dangerous.
Not a person to betray.

"Whoa, howd he do that?"
"he's a shocky"
"NO WAY"

by Kygageg January 12, 2010

Shrock

A genre of music based around the British TV Show, Sherlock. It stands for Sherlock Rock. This genre is widely known to be awesome, but has a high population of Johnlock lyrics.

My iPod has mostly Trockand Shrock songs on it.
Did you hear A Bromance in Bohemia's newShrock song?

by annananymous September 7, 2013

Shrock

(N) A handsome, tall, muscular male, usually with elite fighting skills.

This definition stems from the ancient greek word Soomatophylax, meaning elite Macedonian infantry guard and senior Macedonian general.

Person 1: "Woah, did you see that punch combination?! He totally just knocked that guy out!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, he's such a Shrock."

by greekhistorian March 27, 2012