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Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!
by Blurrific March 19, 2020
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Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most
It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.
by Lenny K April 11, 2022
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Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"
by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017
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Schrödinger’s Tiddy

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
by autopatch December 6, 2019
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Spreading the lotion

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
by QTip57 March 7, 2020
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Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it
Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting
by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019
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schrödinger's cock

Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.
He has a Schrödinger's cock. Everytime I look it changes states!
by pen15inme February 19, 2018
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