Shrimp dick

Val

val has a shrimp dick

by r0ckstar666 June 21, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp Dick

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

by Drunkduka March 28, 2021

shrimp dick bitch

a faggot with a small dick, often dyes there hair blonde and is roughly 6 feet tall

"who the fuck is this shrimp dick bitch?"

by Brotein March 2, 2012

Shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!

FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

by Hex... Duh August 31, 2015

shrimp dick fuck nugget

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.

Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.

by Onii-san August 31, 2015

shrimp-a-dick

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone

1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah

by Saddy April 30, 2006

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017