shrewted

to mess up in a bad way

derived from andy bernard of the office

i'm sorry Michael i totally shrewted up back there

by zazy z December 22, 2010

ShrekBama

The relationship of Former U.S president Boro Obaam and Shrek the ogre... they sleep together

ShrekBama IS THE CUTEST SHIP EVER! RIGHT!

by Morpheus_The_Great January 28, 2022

Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

shredbang

verb. slang. to 'shred' or perform any action exceptionally, most commonly used to describe something done in the sport of bmx or when talking about hooking up with the opposite sex.

"You gonna shredbang the skatepark today?"
"Let's find some chicks and shredbang!"

by Mikey P 4130 March 18, 2008

screwbicle

An unacceptably small cubicle in an unfortunate part of the cube jungle.

"Dude, I was supposed to have an office, but instead I got this screwbicle."

by bikeclimbsail March 23, 2008

shrew

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

by Alison March 23, 2003