Shrekster

A super dumb person that is green like me.
Green lives matter.

That Shrekster is a supporter of green lives matter.

by TectonicBoar January 25, 2022

Shreksticles

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.

Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…

by Weestain hearts Shreks lovin March 15, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Shrekcist

if you hate green/goblin people, make fun of them, etc, your shrekcist! green lives matter.

Friend:"I hate that goblin girl so much, shes stupid" Me:"dude.. thats so shrekcist. your wrong for this."

by lilianathelilypad October 16, 2020

Shrekism

A form of religion that all 29 years and under in that they pray for

I love shrekism

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

Shrekster

A boi who fantasises about Shreking with Shrek.

Me: yoo get away from that dude he is a Shrekster!

by Zlobex March 28, 2019

Shrekism

A religion based on Shrek where some kid named Logan doesn’t exist.

Omg shrekism is a super dope religion

by SquardWed December 26, 2019