baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

by DMasSC November 2, 2007

Baby Shower

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

by xul8tr July 29, 2008

couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

Baby Shower

When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.

Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!

by Leongabriel June 15, 2013

baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010

Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.

I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.

by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008

baby shower

bukake on a baby

hey lets go baby shower that kid.

by theabomb November 4, 2008