shwater

water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.

Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"

by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 20, 2010

swalter

Perspiration on the groin or genitals of a woman.

My panties are soaked from all this swalter, it is way too hot.

by dontcha_worry_bout_it July 11, 2022

Showaltered

In reference to Joshua Showalter, to rip someone off or fuck them over in a screwed up manner

“This fool sold me watered down ciroc”
“Ha you just got Showaltered”

by TRYBAL October 30, 2018

Showter

(verb) The act of shitting in the shower.

Dude, I was holding my shit and went to take a shower but I totally showtered. There was shit everywhere!

by Gio The Great June 29, 2015

Shwastery

A place in which you get "shwasted." Preferably from beer since part of the word is derived from brewery, a place of making beer. But other liquors are always invited.

Our apartment is formally named the Shwastery because we are often shwasted in it's presence.

by Copyright6232 February 26, 2011

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

shwaltering

boiling hot like an oven on fire

"miss, can i take a layer off im shwaltering?"

by rabk January 12, 2008