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show me the money

Where is the evidence; show me the proof;
If the election was rigged then show me the money!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022
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show me your offbrush

A phrase started by a SGT Dundon of the Royal Welsh whilst posted to the ATR which requires ladies to show their off brush or their pubic hair around the vaginal regions.

"Show me your offbrush" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Show me your offbrush" has been shortened to just "show Offbrush". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just “offbrush", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Offbrush” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies
Oh show me your offbrush
by Ronjambo October 1, 2018
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show me your titties!

Quote attributed to Rick James, as parodied in a famous Dave Chappelle comedy skit.
Equivalent to a crowd shouting, "Show us your tits!", but rather this is the cracked-out demand of one high-flying, balloon-headed, stunna-glassed ex rock star.
by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006
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Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady
Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!
by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010
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show me your slice

What South Wales bricklayers shout to ladies who walk past their scaffolding
by Townsy3 August 25, 2020
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Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012
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