Shoulda bought a Honda 

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

Shoulda bought a Honda by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

Shoulda had'an iced tea 

Shoulda-S
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T

Maggie: your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

Keylin: Shoulda had'an iced tea

Shoulda had'an iced tea by Truedog February 22, 2011

ShouldaSweighed 

N. A hashtag used when it's too late for someone, they've messed up.

When you use the #ShouldaSweighed it means you've made a huge mistake that could have easily been avoided by using Sweigh and getting feedback from friends and followers. #ShouldaSweighed can be left as a reminder to people who've made poor decisions alone, so they can #StopNSweigh next time.

You got a tattoo on your face?! ShouldaSweighed! Next time, StopNSweigh.

ShouldaSweighed by Kam14 June 25, 2014

Shouldadid

A word normally used by a redneck, a person from alabama, or a person with a speech problem. The word may also be used for a fast talker, your combining three words into one, which makes for a faster sentence when your on the go.

I know your phone is being shipped to the house, but what you shouldadid was sent it to your work address so you would get it quicker.

Shouldadid by byr191 June 26, 2010

Shoulda been there 

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

Shoulda been there by Pisgah June 17, 2012

Bitch Shoulda known 

When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.

Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.

Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.

Bitch Shoulda known by Bennyamd October 13, 2015