Strawberry Shortdick

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

Shortcake Heaven

Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake

by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020

shortcakewh0re

an amazing person in general

is really cool

now kiss their hand

A: “did you hear that shortcakewh0re changed their username to atsushiswh0re?”

CYZ: “no, but i will note that.”

by ringting April 17, 2021

shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.

1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.

by theshitshow January 2, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 5 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck

Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid

by 69420funny October 31, 2020

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007