shoemosexual

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."

by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005

shysexual

Someone who doesn't seem to show an interest in either gender. They're just not openly sexual. Usually it's just because they're increadibly shy.

I wonder if Andy likes anybody, I can't tell because he's such a shysexual!

by Sheepling January 12, 2005

stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

shonensexual

Only being attractedto Anime boys and not liking real boys

Sorry I don't want to date I'm shonensexual

by NerdyAnimeFan July 30, 2016

shanesexual

a person who is only sexually attracted to shane dawson

I’m going to come out to my mom as shanesexual

by SupHoes November 25, 2018

ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

Saesexual

Someone who's standards are too high to date or love someone else sexually

Don't get too close to her she's saesexual

by Lazy lazie July 15, 2021