Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.

Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010

The Shoelace Effect

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.

"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."

by Phorx May 31, 2015

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

Labial showcase

Similar to a camel toe, but perhaps more classy sounding

I was at the mall, and this girl with the tightest jeans on had a labial showcase going on!!

by Doctor John February 5, 2010

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012