sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.

by Leon Llong July 5, 2010

showboating

to showboat is to perform highly skilled tricks with a fooball during a game.

Now thats what i call showboatin'!
see joe cole or jay jay okocha.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

SheebaTonka

Often said when acting like a complete doofus; usually while under the influence of assorted drugs.

"Man this PCP is fucking me up"
"SHEEBATONKA!"

by FlibberJim January 24, 2004

Showboating

Everything PK Subban does

PK Subban is a cocky hockey player, always showboating. While Marchand is just passionate

by SolkaTruesilver June 23, 2011

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

shoegazing

The act of finding money or valuables on the ground. Popular places to find money on the ground include bars, restaurants, sidewalks and stores. So named because shoegazing effectively requires looking downward - toward one's shoes.

A shoegazer is one who engages in this practice. A find is known as a shoegaze.

I was shoegazing last night at a crowded bar and found a $20 bill on the floor!

by ihavespoe October 20, 2010