shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Shnootie

The Sperm and Semen of a monkey.

I liked that monkey at the zoo, till i found his shnootie on my back.

by Scara February 12, 2004

Shnortin

one with an enlongated face

Why the long face Shnortin?

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023

Throw the shortest person you know

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020