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shtooping

Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007
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Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.
by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004
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Shipping crate

Shipping crate is an insult towards dodge trucks with cummins engine in it. The insult is that dodge trucks suck and there only good for there Cummins engines. The truck is the shipping crate and the cargo is a Cummins engine.
Person 1 “eh look it’s a stupid shipping crate”
Person 2 “what that dodge truck there bud”
Person 1 “yeah that shipping crate”
by Scorchedw4ffle September 27, 2019
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elusive snapping pussy

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012
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Star Shopping

a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.
Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping
by katisurdadddy March 1, 2019
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Shnozling

When a girl pulls a man's dick from between their legs and sucks from behind while her big shnoz tickles his taint.
Dude... guess what. My girlfriend was shnozling me last night!
by BM/JB March 27, 2009
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Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH
"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"
by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006
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