Shminked

Being so fucked up on drugs the only word u know is shminked

Bruh duh crack got me shminked

Smokin that loud. I’m shminked

by Huge pussy flaps July 8, 2018

shmanked

Shmanked

/sh-MANQt/

Adjective
To be unreasonably entoxicated. Effected to the point of nonsensical delirium.

"Devon was so shmanked he pied on the table!"

by meowdaddy September 14, 2020

shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

by stinky feet smells July 1, 2022

Shlunked up

To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

shmunkëm

The rapper xlates fans

Daniel is a fan of xlate, Daniel is a shmunkëm

by ImNoTrenton March 27, 2023

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024